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Allen and I have way too much time on our hands. We made this a few months ago, and I never got around to posting it. I think.

Zonewide Method for Battling Infected Entities-RELEASE

Still the best.

The S.C.P. Foundation

Oh yeah.

Yeah I couldn’t sleep last night. At least I get to go home a bit early. However, there’s some news that’s been irking me since I checked my RSS feeds for the day.

First off, yet again, a faction of Islam is blaming bad shit in the world on women. This gets tiresome so fast – it’s just another attempt at social control on women. There’s no fucking correlation between showing a little leg or hair (seriously he was complaining about hair showing under scarves) and a damn earthquake. Perhaps this is an even greater attempt to get people behind the idea of building a new capital at Qom, which would have NO significance as being the site of the Fordow uranium enrichment facility, right? Yet Ahmadinejad has said people should leave Tehran and plans to build that capital at Qom. Oh what the hell, they are just crazy. This is not the fault of women, dressing for comfort doesn’t make the world fall over.

Did they or didn’t they? Push and pull fight about Syria giving scuds to Hezbollah. Mossad might be one of the best agencies in the world, and I have problems doubting the veracity of this claim. Syria has been unstable for so long, and gotten their ass beaten by Israel so many times that I really think they would slip a few scuds south. This could be exceptionally dangerous for Israel – if it turns out this is true, prepare for heavy rolls as retaliation strikes forth. This is gonna hurt. Supplementing this, there is another story about White House fears that Syria is leaking “advanced” technology. It’s like they continue to want to piss Israel off, yet they know they are going to get smashed into little piles of goo. If anyone can show the world that a little bit of determination will go a long way, then it is the Israelis.

I find this amusing as hell. I don’t know how they plan to collect, but it’s funny that GW forgot to return some books. It’s going to be FUNNIER when someone DOES find them somewhere.

There’s a reason that picture is under the “creepy” folder. That’s a MIRV reentry of an old peacekeeper missile. In light of the news, I think it’s somewhat appropriate. In fact, the world gets creepier and creepier every fucking day.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha. Breathe. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha. You don’t hit women, asshole. Period. I hope you get introduced to Bubba. PS that bowtie makes you look like a sissy.

Cheney the Anti-Christ. Actually, he isn’t that bad. But he’s still an ass. Let’s stop with other news stories since they suck and run with this.

Ok, first off, you learn quite early that torture simply doesn’t cut the bill. Let’s forget for a moment that it’s wrong, immoral, makes the country look bad, and makes us look like hypocrites. At the base level, you are trying to gain information. Every person has a breaking point, some easier than others, a point when they will tell you ANYTHING you want to hear. These “advanced interrogation techniques” MAY have provided good intel, but more than likely, the data they got was something that was a simple method to stave off any more pain. I want to make something clear – unless you are a certified interrogator though, and have been through training, there is a lot that is not known. There’s a lot we don’t know, and a lot of the report that is missing. Right now, second guessing is not the best thing to do.

I also want to throw this up for review. It seems the Federal Reserve seems to have misplaced a trillion or so dollars. Hey, that’s not nearly as much as I figured they would have lost!

General Patton is displeased.
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I may or may not be laughing at you right now. (Hint: I am) It all started with the SA goons making a few fake Kenyan certificates to show you that your tinfoil hat was slipping – a lot. Someone decided to come up with a nice little generator to show you just HOW easy it is – things can even be automated!

Here, check out the birth of Butts Dodson!

See how easy it is? These even look really good – someone did some good work on it.

Get your own certificate here!

This shit is hilarious.

Get some.

Oh come the hell on.

I guess you are running out of ways to say “look at me look at me looooook attttt meeeeeeeeeee!” Aside from making up a bunch of shit (that by the way, isn’t written anywhere, like both parents being natural born for you to be natural born) you really don’t want to fall out of the limelight, do you? I mean, you even went so far as to accuse him of taking documents from someone who had died years in advance. Do you REALLY think that he was not investigated inside and out before he became a president – someone who has access to GAMMA levels of intelligence? Yeah, doesn’t make sense now, does it?

It was pretty humorous how Colbert trolled the hell out of you on his show. Did you not catch him just subtly ripping you apart and the fact your tinfoil hat brigade is running on vapor? DID YOU REALLY COMPARE HIS ADMINISTRATION TO NAZI GERMANY? There’s this thing called a psychiatrist – you might want to take a visit sometime.

Here’s the thing – you lost. Obama won the election. This wasn’t a rigged thing, this wasn’t some controversy over hanging chads or some bullshit, this was a result of the people stating that THEY WANT HIM IN OFFICE. What he does now determines if he gets to come back in 4 years, so instead of being the sore loser, why don’t you work to fix things that are problematic now? Oh, I guess that would be the difficult way to do things, so why bother, huh?

Because you obviously haven’t realized it yet, let me clear things up for you real fast:
Obama Wins!

That help you any?